Friday, May 11, 2012

Memphis Memphis Memphis!

After a month of chilling out in Ohio, it was time to let the good times roll in Tennessee.  Our bus from the airport came with a red carpet... here's Sara giving you Angelia Jolie leg:


The simple life:


Our hotel was around the corner from the famous Peabody Hotel.  Home of Lansky's and the ducks:


Elvis designer jackets in the windows... you know its gonna be a good town.


After grocery shopping and settling down, a bunch of us girls went out for some BBQ and Karaoke:





Beale Street: like Bourbon Street Light.



The karaoke joint had an odd painting on the side of the stage.  Here's Christy's interpretation:


And here you can see how accurate she was:


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Another mural town!  I was particularly fond of the Jolson and Cabaret paintings.  I wish I'd gotten a picture of Shrek's... it was Shrek as Elvis and it was adorable.



On our way to the theatre was Huey's - a local bar famous for its ceiling full of toothpicks.  You take 'em outta your sandwich and shoot them through your straw.  Not very sanitary, but pretty awesome to look at:


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On Wednesday, we decided to make the trek out to Elvis's home, Graceland.  A free shuttle ran from the Rock and Soul museum, so Gil and I rallied the troops: 


Waiting for the bus:


Driving past Sun Studios:


The Heartbreak Hotel:


And finally, arriving and getting tickets!



Here it is, folks!  The insane home of Elvis and his family.  I took a TON of pictures, so scroll away:


Mr. Presley, sr.












The Jungle Room has green carpet.  On the ceiling.


The basement stairs had crazy mirrors:






More mirrors:




The billiards room was INSANE:





Imagine the dust!  My allergies would have been over the limit.


More carpet leading to the Jungle room:





Gil, stealing a glance:





Trophy room (which was actually a museum of its own):










Even the Jews love him!










Elvis in film:








The king was obsessed with Hawaii:




The thing I loved most about visiting Graceland was finding out about all of Elvis's charity work.  He was a deeply generous man:



Countless checks written to various organizations:







With the King himself:


The last place Elvis spent time before his death: a family room filled with comfortable couches and musical instruments.


And games.  And gym equipment.


The platinum room.  We were dumbfounded:





Some of his more fabulous onesies:



And finally, the King's final resting place.








The gates of Graceland are covered with signatures of adoring fans and followers:


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Next up, Elvis's car museum!







LIVING for the purple caddie:












The classic pink caddie:



 John Deere?  Okay...






Gil attempts to fill the tank:



Pin-up girl style:




 One more of that fabulous purple diva:


We also had the opportunity to check out Elvis's personal jets:



Swanky toilet:


14 Karat Gold SEATBELTS.  For shame.



Gil couldn't resist jumping on the King's bed:



Inside the smaller jet, the seats look like something out of a Beatles album cover.  Yellow Submarine, indeed:


Walking back to the shuttle, we enjoyed the music of a high-school orchestra.  They must have run out of Elvis tunes, cause they were playing Fiddler on the Roof.


So long, Graceland!  Thanks for the memories and the sweet ride:


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GLASSBLOWING!

No, really.  Glassblowing.

Tom found a groupon for cheap glassblowing classes in Memphis, so we piled in a cab and got ready to melt.


Here, our instructor demonstrates the art of blowing molten glass.  She makes it look easy.  It is NOT EASY.


Tom, brave soul, went first:





We took turns.  The goggles help block the orange flames so you can see what you're doing.  I spent a little too much time spreading colored glass bits on my ornament:



I could pass for a semi-pro.  Not really.




Cameron:


Once our ornaments were finished, they had to set and cool in what looked like a bucket of kitty litter:


Tom and his ornament:


Ray's perfect orb:


Gorgeous glass jellyfish lamp:


My teardrop Christmas ornament!


Not bad for our first try!


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This is funny:


But this is funnier:



 Though nothing is as funny as this message I received on Ok Cupid:


Yikes.  Even my robot was appalled:


To make up for it, here is a fountain full of fire:


And a hilariously misspelled menu (Danicing Pigs):


Spelling aside, that was some damn good eating:



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Memphis marked the latest in a long line of murals.  This time we payed homage to Memphis the musical, choreographed by our own Sergio Trujillo.  Here is their basic ad design:


Here is their mural:


And here is ours:






Echoing the rose bit from the tango de amor:





Signed by the company:


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There are no words:


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On Sunday between shows, the locals put together an enormous pot luck BBQ in our honor:



 The food was so good, I never wanted to leave.  Sadly, Madison was waiting...

Luckily our travel day was full of birthday celebrations:



He's a pretty princess, that one:


 Sitting next to Patrick on the plane, we entertained ourselves with a magic pen booklet:


Until we finally arrived in Madison, WI.  Land of cheese curds and unpredictable weather.  Biggie was glad to be back on solid ground:



More soon!



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